I’ll hopefully write up more on this later but if not here are the photos I took nonetheless. The car was leaking coolant from the thermostat housing outlet pipe. (part #AJ89485)
I am not a professional mechanic (or writer) but I take pride in fixing cars and not only keeping them going but making them better. I have slightly above average skills just like I would expect a lot of people who find this website do. Please follow my advice at your own risk... sometimes I fix things but sometimes I make them worse!